Armin_Bhoy hat geschrieben:Auch wenn es derzeit nicht einfach ist, hier ne kleine Liste die jeden zum schmunzeln bringen wird
A disaster of a season, it happens to the best teams.
Thanks for the memories
* The Big Tax Case
* The Wee Tax Case
* Craig Whyte’s wealth off the radar
* Craig Whyte buys the club for £1
* Arsenal Shares Sold
* 67 players to sue Rangers
* McCoist is Manager
* Jelavic “Titles In the Bag”
* 14/02/12 - Administration
* The Big Hoose Must Stay Open
* Fans in Tears
* Jelly and Ice Cream
* McCoist “We Don’t Do Walking Away”
* £134 Million Debt
* Rangers Fans Say No to Liquidation
* 31/10/12 - Liquidation
* Walter Smith wishes new club well
* Mark Dingwall on STV News
* More Jelly and Ice Cream
* 267 creditors
* The Switcheroo
* Charles Green
* HMRC reject CVA
* Sevco
* Face painter
* Club and Company are separate
* Dallas Cowboys
* Martin Bain ringfenced money
* Charles Green’s Christmas Message
* The Blue Knights
* Refused entry into SPL
* Refused entry into SFL1
* Starting in SFL3
* Buying History
* Debenture Seats Relinquished
* John Brown’s speech
* Castles and Chateaux
* Googly Eyes
* Dave King to invest £50m
* Dave King to invest north of £30m
* Dave King to invest £20m
* Dave King to invest £8
* Dave King asks fans for money
* Need Extra Time to beat Brechin in the first round of the Ramsdens Cup
* Ball in the Glebe Park Hedge
* Drew 2-2 with Peterhead
* Lose 1-0 against Sterling Albion
* Require a 91st minute winner to beat 10 man Queens Park
* Boycott Tannadice
* Francisco Sandaza Prank Call
* Brand New Team Bus
* Charging fans 99p to watch a video of the new bus
* Bus destroyed by thugs in arson attack
* Nicky Law Claims Rangers can win the Quadruple
* Rangers stealing charity money
* Ian Black betting against his own team
* 3 failed attempts at the Petrofac Cup (or Ramsdens Cup)
* Mike Ashley bought naming rights to Ibrox for £1
* McCoist on gardening leave
* McDowall is caretaker manager
* Rangers AGM in a Gazebo
* Water Piped In from Local Church
* Dave King and the Three Bears
* Gangsters in Charge
* Fans trying to break into Ibrox in protest against Easdales
* Charles Green being interviewed in a hospital bed
* Out Scottish Cup, 2-1 Raith Rovers
* Stuart McCall is manager
* Same Old Alloa, Always Cheating
* Cammy Bell
* Get pumped 6-1 in the playoffs by Motherwell - Submarine Sunday
* Bilel Moshni 7 game ban
* Mark Warburton is manager
* Boyhood Rangers fan Scott Allan to Celtic
* Mike Ashley
* Mike Ashley owns the badge
* Scottish Cup Final - Hibs 3-2 Rangers
* Hampden Riots / Pitch Invasion
* Lee Wallace is a Grass
* The first of many Statements
* Warburton’s Magic Hat
* The Gap is Closing
* Bread Wrappers for Hats
* There is No Gap
* Joey Barton
* The Rangers are Coming
* Going For 55
* Pumped 5-1 at Celtic Park
* Barton V Halliday
* Barton 3 week training ban
* Martyn Waghorn getting called Shite outside chippy by schoolboy
* Fans trying to get Joe Garner - Glad All Over chant to number 1 in Christmas chart. It got to 31
* Pumped 4-1 by Hearts
* Mark Warburtons Resigns, Except he hasn’t, Except he has, Except he hasn’t, Except he has
* Jim Traynor.
* More Statements
* Graeme Murty is caretaker manager
* Headstands
* Pedro Caxixinha is manager
* Here to take your title
* Pedro’s Mini Leagues
* Salt & Pepper Tactics
* Pitch Invasion at Firhill
* Going for 55 ends with finishing in 3rd place
* The Invincible Treble
* Caixinha’s Press Conferences
* Barking Dogs and Caravans
* Progres 2 - 0 Rangers
* Caixinha arguing with fans in a hedge
* Carlos Pena blows nose of Rangers shorts while signing for new club
* Banning Green Boots
* Statement release regarding Neil Lennon’s ‘Get It Up Ye’ gesture at Ibrox
* Craig Whyte Walks Free
* Caixinha sacked
* Murty as caretaker manager again
* Derek McInnes is Coming Home
* McInnes stays at Aberdeen
* Rangers Fans didn’t want McInnes anyway
* Union Bears moving for Home Games
* Miller’s re-used shirt
* Another Statement
* Concomitant
* The People’s Front of Judea, Meetings about Meetings
* Receive Bid for Morelos from China
* Whits the goalie daein Tam, whits the keeper daein!
* Simunovic sending Kenny Miller into Orbit
* Get beat by 10 man Celtic 3-2 at Ibrox
* Cheering the Scottish cup draw against Celtic
* Battle Fever is On
* Getting Pumped 4-0 by Celtic
* Lustig sending Pedro Caixinha Flying
* Halliday meltdown
* Candeias meltdown
* Captain Lee Wallace suspended
* Kenny Miller suspended
* Fans claim “We Deserve Better”
* Fans padlocked the Gate of the Training Ground
* Dave King says he’s skint
* Hummel
* Hibs cut allocation at Easter Road resulting in another statement
* Getting pumped 5-0 at Celtic Park
* Morelos sent sent off
* Andy Halliday, Halliday, Andy Halliday!!
* Another Halliday meltdown
* Scott Brown living rent free
* Union Bears storm player of the year awards
* Steven Gerrard as manager
* Draw 5-5 with Hibs
* Neil Lennon pretends to be an Aeroplane
* Let’s Go
* EasyJet Flights, A4 Tickets, Economy Class
* Patio Furniture at Training Camp
* Golf Buggies instead of a Coach
* Wheelie Bins
* Orange Strip
* The Takeover Panel ruling
* Dave King facing jail for contempt court
* Sports Direct Tanks on the Lawn
* Socks on the wrong feet
* Training Tops and No Pennant
* Mike Ashley’s £500,000 legal fees
* A Class Above Rangers draw 1-1 with Aberdeen
* Paddy Power paying out Celtic winning the league after one game
* The Airport Loyal
* The Fanzone
* Stadium Tifo Leaked to St Mirren fans - “Our Club, Our City”
* “Your Club Is Dead. Your City Is Shite”
* Miller & Wallace suing for 100k
* Nacho Novo saying “It’s Not Fair”
* The Double Treble
* George Peat
* Shin Pads, 1 pair between 2
* Stripe Gate
* Peaky Blinders are Tims
* Staunch News
* Rangers Shareholders and Organised Crime
* Top after 14 games Trophy
* Beat by Aberdeen 1-0 in League Cup Semi Final
* The best day of Andy Hallidays life
* Dallas awarding 4 penalties
* Going All In
* Defoe signs “Let’s bring the Trophy home boss”
* Rangers sign Jordan Jones from Kilmarnock
* Jordan Jones scores the winner, Kilmarnock 2-1 Rangers
* The Vanguard Bears BBC protest with 18 people
* Andy Halliday going mental at Celtic Park
* Morelos 3 game ban
* Made Up SFA charges
* Alex Rae cheerleader
* Joe Worrall
* Rangers to become the dominate force once again
* Reject bid for Morelos
* Trophy Room at Ibrox renamed the museum
* The Treble Treble
* Smiles are better than trophies
* Fans celebrate Neil Lennon being offered the Celtic managers job
* Warburton says next season because it’s his turn to say it
* Rangers being sued for pulling out of Ibrox Disaster Tribute Garden
* HMRC might have messed up the tax bill
* HMRC confirm tax bill was correct
* Fans funding for Ryan Kent makes £45 in 2 months
* Pop Up Shop at the Louden Tavern
* Ryan Kent for £7m
* Charging fans to watch Ryan Kent first interview
* Battered Celtic in the League Cup Final only to lose 1-0
* Morelos misses a penalty
* Ryan Jack cries
* Winning the “We beat Celtic at Celtic Park” Trophy
* We’re back and we’re coming for ye
* Alfredo ‘Never Scored Against Celtic’ Morelos sent off, Cut Throat Gesture
* Another Statement
* Demanding VAR
* Beat by bottom of the league Hearts 2-1
* Celtic were waiting for us to blink. Today we blinked - Big Time
* Man tampers with Morelos car
* Private Investigator confirmed tamper with Morelos car amid cheating claims from wife
* Dave King Held at gunpoint in South Africa
* Dave King’s South African House Raided
* Beat by Kilmarnock 2-1
* Jim Traynor struck with Rock in Cumbernauld
* Draw 2-2 with St Johnstone
* Pleased to enter the market for a kit supplier
* Knocked Out Scottish Cup by bottom of the league Hearts
* Gerrard All In
* 8th minute applause #InGerrardWeTrust
* Beat by bottom of the league Hamiltonnn
* 94th minute Boos #GerrardOut
* Celtic have blinked with one eye, but we’ve blinked with two
# Fake Invoice
Verfasst: Fr 9. Apr 2021, 00:08
